Wow we are on the most giant plane ever.
It’s double decker. It’s pink, purple, and yellow. The stewards are in magnificent dresses. And I have more foot room than I’ve ever had.
Not to mention they serve unlimited warm buns and whip up any highball you like. I also got a bundle of fresh orchids on departure.
Bonus: we have 3 seats to ourselves!
By the way, I just read that Bangkok is the hottest city in the world according to the WMO. How crazy is that? We’re going to die.
