Everything is so cheap here!
Street meat = $0.15
Erythromycin = $0.24
Subway ride = $0.30
1L water bottle = $0.40
“Abercrombie” sandals = $1
Great Wall tour (including 2h bus ride, breakfast + lunch) = $39
5 nights accommodation x2 = $60
Price per day for partying in China (food, activities, accommodation, gifts included) = $25
Easy!
PS. The erythromycin is a needed purchase when one decides to walk the Great Wall of China on a hot day in wet shoes. Thank goodness for Google translate, allowing Andrew to enter a random pharmacy waving his phone around with Chinese characters for “erythromycin”.