We have a fascination with signs.

Particularly the ones that seem somehow to have been “lost in translation” between languages.¬†So we hope you enjoy our special series of silly signs from around the world and get as much of a laugh as we do!

Here is our first instalment from China:

sign: "mind your hair"

I did my best to follow the recommendation of this sign over the escalator at Wu-Mart: “Mind your hair”

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This sign made me feel melancholic about my childhood… how come no one ever taught me how to play Tino the Autowalk?

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This is my favorite sign from China advising us on how to be excellent tourists: “May we remind you: please be self-restraint and be a good tourist to mold a well-mannered imagination”

this fixes wheel chairs

A sign on the subway train: “Wheel chair fixer”

"please take care oldster and child"

I have never referred to an elderly/senior person the same way since this sign.

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Subway train sign: “Door is open when yellow light lighting. Door is at fault when red light lighting.”

forbidden palace - imperial gardens

“Perilous hills, no climbing please”

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A sign at the Great Wall: “Risk, please pay attention to safety.”

funny english translations

I love roast dunck, damplings and potaboes. Especially potaboes.

please watch out - love, the stairs

I wasn’t sure how to take this. Do you think I should be careful of the stairs (“Please watch out for the stairs”) or is it that the stairs are being kind (“Please watch out. Love, the stairs”)?

ATM: "please dip your card"

I love dipping my card into ATMs.

china departure card: all about aliens

A government form at the Beijing airport to deal with us “aliens”

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That’s a very specific and unbeatable discount.

The signs below are all from the night market talked about in a previous post describing the various food items for purchase:

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“Dog meat pot”. I’m not sure what food a “mealie” is?

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These are very interesting foods… “officer wealth board”, “mirror cake” or “explosion cone”.

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“Sheep penis” or “baby shark”

Donghuamen Night Market

“Cake with Pig inside”